I have a monkey in my pants.
by Ravensky December 14, 2005
Get the Tengo un mono en mis pantalonesmug. A Autistic Person Who Has Sex With Cars and trucks Tailpipes They mostly use them for butt plugs and they get car exhaust Up there ass (Carbon Monoxide)
WATCH OUT HE HAS MONO-ASS
by Wertwert3612 February 26, 2025
Get the Mono-Assmug. Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019
Get the Mono-sexualmug. those buckets of alcohol/liquor you get at a bar that usually get passed around and sipped by 5-10 people using the same straw -- can also use "mono glass"
by jenlinn February 5, 2009
Get the mono bucketmug. No mamez güey los pinches monos estan cruzando la calle.- No way bro the fucking monkeys are crossing the street.
by Jizz daddyo December 18, 2022
Get the pinches monosmug. The only cure for mono is getting some pussy, now this is not just a 1 day fix, your looking at having sex everyday for the next 6 months.
by Lolobabxy May 19, 2022
Get the Monomug. One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.
by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020
Get the Caca de monomug.