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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
mugGet the Monked itmug.

MOnke

Me anD my MonKe
MonKe DOesn'T wEar anY pAntS
MoNke doEs tHe sExiEst Dance
Monke is hot
by that.one.gay.neighbour September 25, 2022
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monk-monk

DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk!
by Lanirova October 17, 2008
mugGet the monk-monkmug.

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
by pringleslid March 25, 2004
mugGet the Monkingmug.

Monked

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.
"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."
by Goodfoot April 9, 2004
mugGet the Monkedmug.

monk

David Raschke.
"Quiet, monk."
by JohnnyPoopooPants June 10, 2003
mugGet the monkmug.

Monk

A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol
"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"
by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017
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