by Jake58376 June 19, 2022
Get the library monitormug. When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world
Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.
by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023
Get the Monitor Tanmug. a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
Get the Monkey monitormug. "Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"
by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024
Get the hall monitormug. Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.
I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025
Get the Ankle Monitormug. (1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.
(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.
(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.
(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.
(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.
(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering
-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!
-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!
-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
Get the Digital Monitoringmug. A Discord mod who power-trips harder than a rent-a-cop with a taser. They're not here to build community — they’re here to enforce order in their sad little kingdom of anime avatars and dead channels. Think: unpaid mall security with a God complex, issuing timeouts for "tone" and deleting jokes like they're defusing bombs.
They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.
They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.
User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.
by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025
Get the Hall Monitor Modmug.