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Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
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cock sucking whore mongrel

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off
by kennedy f February 8, 2014
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Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"
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Mongrel

A derogatory name you would call someone meaning keed.
"What are your thoughts on Reidy Boi?"

"What a Mongrel."
by ZaneyP00 March 7, 2022
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Cock mongrel

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel
by Resident rump May 17, 2023
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Mongrel

Bebe's Kids, idiot ,jackass, moron, no discipline
I swear sometimes I feel my kids are half mongrels.
by Juno Fierce May 13, 2019
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Mongrel animation

A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.
Western cartoons that are inspired by Japanese Anime is considered mongrel animation.
by SLM099 June 17, 2024
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