sucked mango

Mock Hawk, Faux hawk hairstyle, resembling a sucked mango

Those fun boys all have the same, shitty sucked mango haircuts

by The_House May 6, 2008

sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.

"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry

by gem & si November 16, 2006

Stinky Mango

When an angry young child flatulates on his collection of stuffed animals.

Did you hear about Oliver? He was so mad he tinted the face of his stuffed bear with a Stinky Mango

by PepperedSmear November 3, 2011

mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick

person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!

by cboi blad April 20, 2009

Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.

Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!

by ArielM December 16, 2011

speccy mong

A simple minded man with a jovial spirit. Lacks Intelligence and social skills.

"Is that a monkey?" ...
"Shut up you speccy mong"

by beefyboy69 November 14, 2017

Sticky Manic Mango

Good ass weed, super sticky and green, with tons of crystals. Within a couple of hits, it has you high as fuck.

Man that Sticky manic mango has me so high I'm having a three way conversation with Jesus and Pluto.

by GoodWeedGoodDay August 6, 2011