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there's another mong, i want to be just like him!!
by mong November 8, 2003
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Originally used in veiled reference to the Coolest Guy on Earth; just as in Jewish scriptures, it is forbidden to reveal the true name of such an omnipotent deity.

Common usage is now to denote an individual whom one believes to be a thin shadow of the true Mong, a small fragment of the greatest being in existence. It is an extreme honor and privilege to be awarded this title; only the best and bravest in any given culture will ever recieve it.
Dude...you're...Mong!

Only Mong could complete such a task.
by MONG April 28, 2004
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monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.
I was totally monged last night.
by fatbob May 6, 2003
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a mong is short for a mongol not the people native to mongolia but the people who are native to the dustbin these people are annoyingly stupid
tony"my brother matt is such a mong"
Sam"why"
tony"he put lettuce in his ear"

sam"my book is mongified i dropped acid on it in science"
tony" omg there is only half of it!"
by wonder woman February 9, 2004
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Mong means either:
1. idiotic person
2. putrid smell
3. to laze around in a lazy manner
4. when somethings rather bad...
1. 'You're such a Mong!'
2. 'your perfume Mongs woman!'
3. 'Shall we go Mong somwhere?'
4. 'By jove mother, yopur cooking MONGS!'
by KingJen July 28, 2004
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That mong is so cute!
by Neostar April 16, 2013
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monged

To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.
She had a monged face
That turnip looks monged
by chudmeister June 22, 2003
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