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Being a 200kg 6ft or over unit intimidating everyone near you. Having a bloated stomach doesn't bother you because it is seen as power and you don't understand when people make positive jokes about being mogged so you just take it as a compliment.
Ben's moggery is insane
moggery by Pepperbencheese November 4, 2020

Sofa Mugged 

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
Sofa Mugged by Apec June 28, 2011

I mugged this Mug

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

Hug-mugged 

Accosted suddenly by a hug without any consideration of consent.
I got exposed to Covid when I was hug-mugged upon encountering my friend.
Hug-mugged by Seashell 808 October 8, 2022

Mean-girl mugged 

A social attack meant to: oppress, despirit, embarrass, confuse, and destroy the target person's confidence; it's a mind-fuck. This attack is done usually by a teenage girl, or girl in her early 20's. This is a subclass of gaslighting and troll attacks.

The attack can be complex; it involves the girl talking to her target (the mark) using any mixture of bullshit, like:

1. Portraying/acting out a sarcastic character with an altered voice

2. While obnoxiously taking a contrarian position to something obviously opposite in the discussion. Basically, two-face shit

3. And using a series of gas-lighting techniques-- or blatant lying-- to weaken confidence (e.g. "Stopp. Read the room. No one thinks your funny"--when really the exact opposite is true)

4. Fake-complimenting the target (i.e. only to tell them they look like absolute shit, say, ten seconds later)

5. Feigning interest in the target's life only to lead them down a road of sudden and precise personal insults (i.e. ..so much for sharing your traumatic life events with someone)

Once the target buys into the attacker's positive advances (i.e. the trigger point)-- the attacker will switch their personality (and position). Then, attack the target by saying the opposite of all the positive shit they said before-- this can include lying, gaslighting; the goal is to do all the emotional damage. This process can vary, be complex, drawn-out (or short), and repeated over and over again to the attacker's fucked up satisfaction.
Attacker Girl: "ohhh I REALLY like your hairrrr....... it's like my friends hair; except theirs is soft, silky, isn't greasy, doesn't have dandruff and split ends, and isnt all static-y, and actually smells goood..."

Targeted Girl: (....Fuck... I just got mean-girl mugged...)
Mean-girl mugged by eww_its_greg October 3, 2023
1. Sicong Ma is a moggel, said Peter
2. Is that a chinese person? Yes, you could also call him a moggel.
moggel by Dave Craigid January 25, 2005