Modesto

A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School

and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley

there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.

We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.

"Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad."

by pseu August 4, 2008

moneet

Moneet cool af. They stubborn motherfuckers and get mad for the hell of it but they cool and are pretty sick people to be friends with. Often will see them turning up drinking a mickey of Captain Morgans! They got big eyes and little hearts . Sleeping and eating Mcdonalds is their favourite hobby for the most part if they aren't turning up.

man you drinking and eating mcdonalds? you wilding but please dont be like a moneet.

by LITTTTTTTTTYYYYYY December 7, 2016

Modest

To lie about being worse at something than you actually are.

John: Hey Phil, did you just do the 100 meter sprint in 10 seconds?
Bill: Yeah, but I'm not very good at sprinting.

The opposite of modest is arrogance. This is being truthful about how good you are.

by lanhj001 June 19, 2008

modelTini

A modelTini is a cocktail made with clear spirits and low or no calorie fillers. A model's secret to staying thin and enjoying herself at a party! Owner of the modelTini™ trademark is Ford model Shelley GoodStein.

"She drank an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, skinny minnie modelTini!"

by Shelltacular November 9, 2012

modeterranean

Modeterranean Is a plain modern home that the builder has installed a red tile roof and phony arches to advertise it as a Mediterranean style

A Moditerranean design is any building design that purports to be Mediterranean, but in fact is a box with a red tile roof and crappy looking arches at the entry. Sometimes with added bars on the windows. It is neither Modern or Mediterranean, therefore it can only be called a Modeterranean.

by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013

modesty stitch

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.

"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."

by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019

Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019