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Mistress Of Bang

The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.
Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep

Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang
by D.Butler December 16, 2010
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Mistress

a mistress is a female girl or woman who has sex with an married man, knowing he is married. and they will keep this up for the entire marriage. i dont know all the details he may support her as well.
because of her beauty he made her his mistress...that he couldn't resist her even though he was happily married.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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Mistress Noire

aka Tina Noire. Guardian servers cookie mistress in City of Heroes
Mistress Noire: *gives cookies* :o
by Noire81 May 25, 2009
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Mistress Juliette

When two people lie 69-position and rub each others feet
My girlfriend is really into footplay, so last night I gave her a Mistress Juliette.
by The Captain's Wheel April 24, 2022
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Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.
by skye6 December 5, 2013
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Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.
Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress
by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023
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