shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

shaft mistress by skye6 December 5, 2013

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Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.

Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.

Broiler Mistress by yomom6687 August 27, 2014

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Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

Plague Mistress by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

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The Mistress of Seduction

A game popular among the younger of the intelligence community. The game consists of 4 to 10 players of the same gender. You start by writing the names of people of the opposite gender(Usually In a relationship) on pieces of paper and you all take one at random. Once you have your name you have 72 hours (this time can vary) to sleep with (the goal can change) the last to succeed pays for dinner for everyone (can also change).

Let’s play “The Mistress of Seduction” for next weeks dinner.

The Mistress of Seduction by Charon1 December 4, 2020