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Manstinant

Staying abstinant from dating men for a long period of time.
Girl 1: Oh my god, my ex-boyfriend sucks big time..
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.
by Nikki80 June 26, 2015
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Mainstream

The bane of the elite, mainstream media (mostly musical) receives constant abuse from many listeners of underground/unsigned bands/musicians.

A band is often labled mainstream when it attempts to appeal to a wider audience, such as when Slipknot released 'The Subliminal Versus', or Cradle of Filth's more recent releases.

Of course the most topical band on this subject at the moment is Green Day. After releasing 'American Idiot', the elitist hoards (as opposed to the pop-culture masses) cried out curses of 'Selling Out'.

Unfortunatly this will never end, because there must always be an underdog, and elitism is blessed cross to bear.

Although one must ask the question, out of the mainstream and the underground, which is the oppressor, and which is the oppressed...
Brian was a big Green Day fan, and would wash his corn flakes down with Longview every morning.

One day he turned on the radio and a song came on called American Idiot, and he quite liked it. He was humming it as he walked to school before realising that eveyone else was as well.

My God, his favourite band had become popular! It was no longer his alone, it belonged to the unwashed hoards now!

Falling to his knees, tearing his Basket Case t-shirt and looking up into the downpour of rain, he declaired unto the Heavens, "I HAVE NO SON!" before realising that he really did have no son and was actually pissed about his band's success.

People say that if you hang around in the bushes outside of Brian's house at night, you can still hear the faint tones of When I Come Around over his weeping.
by Nedia July 19, 2005
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Mainstream

A gigantic brainwashing cover that the media and the government uses to blindly mislead people into all going the same way. Mainstream should die. I hate people nowadays because they are all the same: Same trend, same bland as pigshit personalities, and same predjudice. Rap is known for influencing mainstream. So is Hip-Hop.
Mainstream should die.
by BOFH November 29, 2004
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Manstruation

1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace
1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples
by wilbur smith February 14, 2013
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manstrual cycle

The manstrual cycle occurs during a man's special time of the month, when the male becomes extremely irritable and eager for intercourse. But due to his irritability, this week is the time when the most masturbation occurs.
Girfriend- What's wrong with (your name here)
Best Friend- Oh, nothing really, he's on his manstrual cycle.
Girlfriend- Oh, I guess I better lay off, and have sex with him.
by dustin miner April 8, 2008
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Mainstream

Those who are normally hooked to whatever society says is popular, or cool. If you think about it really, there is a mainstream of non-mainstream kids. What the non-mainstream kids say you have to be in order to be non-mainstream.
I listen Green Day. I listen to epo-555. Mainstream can be good if ignorant fucks would stop conforming and hating everything that's on mtv. Who gives a fuck?
by Shippoking July 15, 2006
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minstrel show

A form of American entertainment performed by whites in blackface before the Civil War and by blacks after the Civil War. Minstrel shows usually involved dancing and singing. The shows portrayed blacks as ignorant, lazy, buffoonish, joyful, and musical. For several decades, it provided the lens for how white America saw blacks. Today, rap music and hip-hop culture is nothing more than a latter-day minstrel show, in which rappers try to put themselves and the rest of black America down by encouraging violence, being promiscuous, dropping out of school, and excessivly wasting money on trivial things such as "bling bling" and gold plated toilet seats. All the while, giving white America a view of blacks.
Minstrel shows are alive and well today. It used to be "Jump Jim Crow" 100 years ago, but today it's "Skeet Skeet Nigga"
by shaunnol December 13, 2008
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