Micropercentage

A very small percentage that is less than 1%. For example, 0.01%, 0.0003%, 0.000072%.

The micropercentage of successful reactions in this experiment is 0.00023%.

by NatV190104 May 12, 2022

microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for

someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK

by rullski June 2, 2023

Microphuckery

The ridiculous and confusing substitutions and corrections made when using the microphone to text.

It was impossible to decipher the meaning of Jane’s text due to all the microphuckery.

by Du Nord July 28, 2023

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.

1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.

1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

microphone

A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside

"Honey, I'm ready. Get the microphone"

by TTV BenDaSheep April 10, 2024

Microphilosophy

Microphilosophy: a modern form of philosophy that people post online, normally about one sentence or less, bite-sized for modern times, usually very witty and clever, and often widely liked and shared.

Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”

Lee:Bruv, I got a thousand likes on this YouTube comment the other day I'm well buzzing.all I said, was' I’ve got a dead-end job, but it never seems to end tho LOL.

Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.

Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.

Frank: LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026