Messagepocalypse

Steve Job's answer to the eternal question of whether it is Textastrophe or Textmergency

"YOU FOOLS! When you send a message to the wrong recipient and it accidentally destroys your entire life it's called a MESSAGEPOCALYPSE"
"Get out of here Steve Jobs"

by ThassaBruhMoment June 23, 2020

Meesam

Meesam is literally perfect. She has no flaws whatsoever. If you think otherwise, you're wrong.

The only superior being, Meesam

by pollutedurine November 24, 2021

mensatrip

a trip to the mensa (cantine).

- Mensatrip ?
- Yes i'm very hungry !

by limette February 28, 2022

texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.

Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

after-message

What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.

I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!

by mrgraff February 18, 2012

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015