Metzgered

The act of being lead to believe the false hope of having a chance with the opposite sex (normally a girl) and always ends with sorrow, resentment, and bitterness. And is the perfect opportunity for your friends to make fun of you after

Did you get any last night, naw man I got Metzgered...Hutch!

by Bdam Fleadrick December 15, 2008

metagaming

Predicting an opponent's decision in competitive gaming as a result of analysis of the opponent's past decisions.

There is a special set of moves in chess which allows a player to win in four moves. Competitor A has been watching Competitor B play chess, and the past five games in a row Competitor B has attempted to use this four-move win. When Competitor A sits down to play against Competitor B, Competitor A will be metagaming if he/she plays in a way that will easily thwart the four-move checkmate before Competitor B makes it obvious that this is what he/she is doing.

-from Wikipedia

by Denus December 16, 2006

metagame

A game within a game. Like Pazaak in Knights of the Old Republic. Or all video games within life.

When will these metagames end? Each completed game only produces the question to the next game!

by blondedragon August 24, 2007

Metosexual

A straight men who appears to look gay. An effeminate straight male, who cares about his looks, hair and being well groomed, the opposite of a stereotypical macho guy similar to a gay guy but, the male is still straight.

Dave is not gay he is just a Metosexual its perfectly fine to drive a pink car.

by LeviTheBold January 7, 2019

metoxen

the art of stuffing your testicles deeply into your anus thus providing a magical explosion of excitement.

I walked in and saw that bastard giving himself a metoxen, so I spanked him and joined in.

by bonertown December 2, 2004

metOl

fucked up version of metal

'dude this sword is made of metOl'
heveh metOl

by dark mofo November 5, 2004

MeToo Product

A product that is much like another so as to be indistinguishable as far as value, features...etc.

A product lacking special features or abilities above its competitors. Usually mass produced crap from the usual sources of unimaginative designers and manufacturers.

Stop looking at all those MeToo Product knives and check out this kickin Leatherman Multitool; never know when you will need to pick your teeth, saw a log and fend off a bear all at the same time!

by TedDeadMan January 25, 2011