twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

Melonism

Melonism is a religion that is equal to communism and melon

INotDumb is a creator of Melonism

by INotDumb December 16, 2019

osty melon

Jason Knapp, yung tug tru rappur.

osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang, spent 5 dollars at the Gucci store Osty melon

by Osty gang user September 7, 2018

spice melon

a type of person who performs sexual favors for older women or men

damn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had sex with that grandmother!

by john121313 October 26, 2008

melon tap

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.

Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-

by MZ! January 8, 2009

meconious

Shitty and infantile. Derived from "meconium", meaning "the first feces of a newborn infant."

The students felt self-righteous and dignified as they petitioned their principal for longer recess, but in reality their grievances were petty and meconious.

by Quinche February 2, 2016

Meloniser

A cunt. No other words can describe this person other than a Cunt

Oh Hi Meloniser you cunt

by Meloniser February 13, 2017