Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.
by mad dog February 25, 2004
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"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."
by never been mermanated April 17, 2009
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by Thadymanter October 20, 2014
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David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
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Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005
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Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
by djily02016 December 7, 2010
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