Merdead

A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";

I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.

How smart can they be if they be if they are

going to UC Merdead?

I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"

by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013

meredith

Meredith is another name for a cool, mellow girl. She can go with the flow, but if things get extreme, she can deal with it. She's funny when she wants to be, and can adapt to a variety of personalities. This brand of girl is usually found in the south, but you could find her anywhere. Oh yeah, and she's lactose intolerant.

Meredith?
Ya?
Hey.
Yo.

by Liz Coffer September 2, 2008

meredith

Taylor Swift's cat

Taylor Swift loves Meredith

by grxysfan February 25, 2017

Meriden School

Unlike another definition of Meriden, it’s actually a pretty good school. So some people think that the students wear extremely short skirts, but they are forced to wear skirts that go up to their knees. Sometimes longer. And when they do wear skirts, they have to wear stockings as well, so the other ‘definition’ is an obvious lie. There are girls who simp for boys they meet but those are usually in the younger grades. Meriden performs well in academics, being one of the tome twenty schools in Sydney for many years. The teachers are extremely strict about school uniform policies, so when there is a violation, the student is given a demerit or detention.

Meriden School is one of the best girls’ schools in Sydney, despite opinions of some people.

by stopspreadingrumors May 16, 2021

Mine meld

To place the tips of the fingers against one's own forehead, as if trying to access something recalcitrant from the brain.

(Derived from "mind meld," coined by the original television series Star Trek, referring to a technique employed by Mr. Spock to access the thoughts and emotions of another being.)

From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine.... You mean the board? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said, slightly bewildered. "The board."

"I'm fucked on the board! My mind must be other places," George said, performing a mine meld, "Because I can't... I can't..."

"You can't do what?" Ricky barked impatiently.

by Worgus August 6, 2008

merdivore

A person who exclusively eats shit.

From Latin 'merda'

What the fuck is that smell?

It's Julia's food, she's a total merdivore.

by xyz84 February 19, 2010

meldrop

That bead of mucus that hangs off the tip of ones nose when you've got a cold or allergies, patiently waiting to embarrass you.

So, she reached up with her pointy tongues snagged the meldrophanging from the tip of her nose before it could fall and embarrass her in front of her new lover.

by Hamate August 23, 2018