D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

A method used to attract women.

D- demonstrate value

E- engage physically

N- nurture dependence

N- neglect emotionally

I- inspire hope

S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method is a handy tool for seduction.

by Taggerty November 22, 2009

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Pitman method

The act of opening a banana from it's opposite end, commonly chipping away at it's darkened stub with your thumbnails, then peeling it back per usual.

The benefit of this is that If the top of the banana is acting particularly stubborn, the Pitman method prevents damage to the banana and/or requiring the use of exterior tools to open the banana successfully.

Consoquently, the Bottom of the banana can become equally, if not more, damaged. But I know at least two people, including myself, who choose to discard of the bottom bit, as it's got a slightly bitter bit at the very end.

Birrell: "Hot dang, my Banana simply won't peel!"

Jay: "You clown, use the Pitman method!"

Birrell: "I'm simply astounded!"

Jay: "You're keen as!"

by James Birrell April 24, 2008

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scientific method

A method for gathering data about the world around us. Using the scientific method involves coming up with a hypothesis about how something works, and then trying as hard as you can to prove it wrong. If you can't prove yourself wrong then you cannot say you proved yourself right. you can only say you didn't disprove your hypothesis. In the scientific method you can never prove yourself right, you can only prove you weren't wrong. This is often seen as a tedious and annoying aspect of science by outsiders, but in fact scientific minded individuals gain great joy in being skeptical of everything. If you cannot diprove your hypothesis than it is usually phrased something like "The data supported our hypothesis." This is generally followed by a detailed explanation of everything that could have been wrong with your research that could have led to a failure to disprove yourself. Through this method something can become considered a theory only if many many generations of scientists have failed to find any way to prove the hypothesis wrong. This is a considerable accomplishment as most scientists will spend their entire lives finding critiques in method or theory in the research of others, and trying to find a way to disprove their findings. Information acquired in this way is the only information that can be trusted to have any semblance of truth.

Did you hear about how video games make children violent?
Was the scientific method used to reach this conclusion?

Hey a recent study found that fake sweetener can give you cancer.

That study was never replicated.

Evolution is just a theory.
If by theory you mean a conclusion that genarations of researchers have failed to find any way to disprove in hundreds of years time then yes it is.

by pandorlla May 27, 2010

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Mr. Me Too

Mr. Me Too is a slang coined by the hip-hop group, The Clipse. The Clipse defines Mr. Me Too as: the person that sits there and examines your style and takes a piece of it. It addresses the competitive dude on the street who, when you get this or that they're like, 'Me too.' Essentially, they hawk your style.

Yo, call that cat Mr. Me Too, ever since I rocked the flat brims, he started on that tip.

by Jarvis to the August 28, 2008

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yobe method

the art of absolute methodry in the swiping world; bussin them gens like crazy; using a woman for sexual pleasure and/or her credit card information; seducing a woman with ease

Pachec: “Just green lighted the yobe method”
Lim: “Oh really bro? what’d u cop?”

Mack: “yeoooo that shorty really got hit with the yobe method!”
Yobe: nahhh watchu on son!

by yobechyant August 21, 2020

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