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Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*
by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022
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Mcdermication

The act of Ejaculation performed so the expelled seman lands on a stone.
"EER this rock is slimey someone must have Mcdermincated on it"

" Dude pass me that rock i need to Mcdermicate, i love Mcdermication "
by James Chadwick June 27, 2008
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MaterialScientist

The gatekeeper and guardian of wikipedia and wikimedia, MaterialScientist acts as the protector of accurate information in annoying fashion that prevents anyone from having fun.
Oh my, they deleted all of my updates for Zizek! Stupid MaterialScientist, always ruining our wikipedia fun!
by ZizekFan2011 August 29, 2011
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Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.
"Dude that shot was crank squad material"
by nt41 May 21, 2009
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girlfriend material

1. a heterosexual female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a heterosexual male's ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper
Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.
by mordeki April 12, 2005
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kaila matera

a "kaila matera" is someone who is amazing and gorgeous . If any guy was with or going out with "kaila matera" they are the luckiest guy ever.
i wish i was going out with "kaila matera"
by Nick Gawin S.B October 6, 2010
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Maternal Support

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018
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