Mafia Syndrome

A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.

Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"

Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."

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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"

by Kivixalla May 23, 2010

Mania Moment

term for when you mispell a word badly or barely, used mostly by people in the Cat Kirby's Corner Discord Server

"Man, I really want a 19 Dollat Fortnite Card"

"Mania Moment"

"Fuck"

by Antii_ July 9, 2021

Period Mania

The scientifically proven phenomenon where women, who live and spend time together frequently, develop similar menstrual cycles as each other. The cause is yet to be determined.

Those girls are so close, I hear they have period mania.

by FIFA Overlord March 10, 2016

Spider-Maniac

One of those people who are just so obsessed with Spider-Man they've even got Spider-Man bedsheets

Man *Pretending to spin webs and fight villians*
Woman "Haha you're such a cute spider-maniac

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

Russian mafia

A name for the organized Russian crime rings in the United States. The Russian Mafia currently specializes in the import and export of cars,weapons and drugs from russia to the US and illegal arms dealing. They are currently operating in 50 states and are very well organized. They can often be found in big cities such as Los Angles or New York.

The Russian Mafia is in Los Angles

by John Spartan November 19, 2003

mask mania

An affliction causing the sufferer to worship face masks. The afflicted live in constant fear of illnesses, and of those not wearing masks.

"Hey man, did you talk to Steve this weekend?"
"No, im avoiding him. His wife suffers from mask mania, and will go absolutely nuts if you dont wear one."

by Hamburger Help me July 14, 2020

cockicidal maniac

One who loves the cock everywhere, everytime, everyway.
Will often get paid for such services.

"What about her?"
"Oooh, Cockicidal Maniac. Legend has it that she starred in the first intteracial porn loop."

by Thegreatnick April 29, 2005