manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.

Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.

by Shantiago February 25, 2008

Mouser

A Mouser is a womans vagina or the hair above her vagina.

"Oi Mary, thats a nice Mouser you have"

by Glen from the fife November 27, 2009

The Joe Mauer

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

by WoldA January 6, 2009

Mause

The most incredible, unknown miracle of the Univers. It started billion years ago, with the Big Bang Theory.

eg1. Look at the sky! What d'you see? It's plane, it's a bird? ... No... Is Mause, it's a Mauseome thing.

eg2. Hey, i saw your bff today. He's nothing like Mause. there's no other like Mause.

by Anffs June 24, 2010

Maulers

As in dirty Maulers (hands)

Example 1: "get your dirty Maulers off my cake"

by Luna_anarchy October 6, 2019

Hack Mauer

The Emmy Winning character played by Emmy Winning actor Matt Gilmer in the epic Emmy Winning action show "26"

"SODOMY- It's what's for dinner!"

by jd dubya June 25, 2005

maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 48valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka , u hearin' that V8 Maserati growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003