a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.
Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012
Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.
Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
by DV-Dubs November 12, 2010
Mattie May is a name for a very special kid. She usually has long brown hair and hazel green eyes. She is very strong and is not shy. She is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in and is very kind and nice.
Here are some words that describe her...
Pretty
Honest
Humble
Patient
Nice
Kind
Super
Awesome
Caring
Loving
and......
Beautiful
If you have a Mattie May don't let her go, EVER!!!!
Here are some words that describe her...
Pretty
Honest
Humble
Patient
Nice
Kind
Super
Awesome
Caring
Loving
and......
Beautiful
If you have a Mattie May don't let her go, EVER!!!!
Mattie May is my best friend
by Jimmy3207 April 25, 2019
The husband of jacob sartorius.
by DatOneReply December 21, 2016
Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.
Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell
Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell
by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021
by HA5TY November 12, 2010
With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.
NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"
by Generic name here May 29, 2017