Mathias

Mathias is an angel, a stoner, a soccer player, a comedian and a fucking chef with a stomach big as his heart. He plays soccer as good as Messi. He loves River Plate more than his girlfrend but no as much as his cats. He has more friends than hairs. Everybody loves him, he has the coolest vibes and brings joy to everyone around. We love Mathias.

Look at mathias, he plays soccer as messi, he must be his son
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero

by Ahhhnosé November 23, 2021

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

Mathias

The ugliests boy to ever exist. he got a big dic but bad personality. avoid at all costs

"That guy over there gives mathias energy"

by Mathias Hater February 12, 2024