mathurbating

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure

Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating

by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013

Motorbating

(verb) To love looking at a car so much that you feel that you may just be able to masturbate to it.

Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?

by C.C. JAW VIII December 3, 2013

Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

Motorbating

Motorbating: is the act of a guy motor boating a girl's tities while masterbating at the same time.

Damn I was motorbating that hoe last night!!!!

by Trip T March 10, 2009

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004