matador

A drink that consists of three shots of tequila and a can of Red Bull.
"Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!"

Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Me: "A Matador"

by Angela23 August 23, 2005

Matador

When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent male's genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the male's pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...

Yo that woman just matadored all over him...

As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded to Matador all over him.

You better shut the fuck up or she will matador all over your blood-stained balls..

by one eyed snake a.k.a Lund saab May 6, 2009

metaporn

a form of porn in which natures call is absent

That metaporn was almost s&m.

by briznain July 30, 2016

Metapocalypse

A mediocre show by Brendon Small, largely anticipated because of his genius previous series, Home Movies. It has its funny moments, but it's clearly not as good.

Unimprovised, totally scripted, and completely based on the cornerstone of "Oh, I get it. It's a metal band. Cool!" Needless to say, adult swim's many drooling metalhead veiwers can't get enough of it.

Metapocalypse isn't as great as I had hoped. The characters Pickle and Murderface are pretty funny though.

by Dunkin' Dognuts October 6, 2006

Metapod

A group of desks or people who are in a pod-like shape (such as a triangle, circle, or square).

The students pushed their desks into a metapod.

by A Wolf Among The Sheep May 16, 2011

MTAPOYMOTI

Masturbating To A Picture Of Your Mom On The Internet

Person 1:Whats up?

Person 2:Mine.

Person 1:Well why?

Person 2:Cause I'm MTAPOYMOTI

by Lauren-Lol August 25, 2008

Matazonni

BIG Booty, and brown hair, usually punches people, and mumbles a lot!!!

Dammn, Look a Shaleah Matazonni walk in them jeans.

by escuela October 21, 2011