big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017

Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.

I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

by William Andrew Butler January 21, 2008

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

Masturbathing

Masturbating while taking a shower or bath.

Jimmy takes such long showers because he is always masturbathing in there.

by Joewants69 January 30, 2012

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023