masterconing

Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone

I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn

by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022

masterjob

when two people are hold hands and a man sticks his penis sticks hand in between their hands so its like masterbation/a handjob

Jim and Tina were so just doing a masterjob

by barry mydicknewe May 5, 2011

mastercourse

when ur having sex you masterbate and have intercourse the best of both worlds

lets go and have mastercourse.

by the masterman November 18, 2011

Manderson

The act of trolling a post for no reason while sexually pleasuring yourself to pictures of your mother eating cheese.

I thought the guy was alright, but then he mandersoned in front of me.

by Elliemental July 27, 2017

masterbanters

Individuals who are well versed in and excel in engaging in banter that is found to be witty, urbane, sarcastic, clever, amusing, sophisticated and or dirty.

Me: I can’t believe we’ve just had a two hour conversation on the merits of that banana in your apron.

Jack: Yeah, were a couple of masterbanters.

by Louise7980 February 5, 2018

malperson

An annoying person (usually a brother) who bullies you, calls you mean names, rude, and overall a pretty bad person.

Person 1: don’t be such a malperson

by IronTroopy January 22, 2020

malperson

An annoying person (usually a brother) who bullies you, calls you mean names, rude, and overall a pretty bad person.

Person 1: don’t be such a malperson

by IronTroopy January 22, 2020