Maritoni

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.

I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!

by piancakes November 23, 2021

Internet-margin rule

Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.

Always remember the internet-margin rule...always

by ninety2 January 25, 2010

Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009

maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female

Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa

by sweeeeet January 19, 2003

Margie

Modern variation of a classic name meaning 'she who either laughs in the face of adversity or just can't spell Margaret'

"She lost the Bee but fought the lion."

"Sounds like a Margie"

by ElDefiner September 9, 2015

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.

Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

by bk baller January 18, 2011

Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019