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Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.
What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.
by Nymareg December 6, 2018
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Markus' is the most sexy people out there, they are known for they're huge dicks and handsome face. Markus means heterosexual in latin. Markus' have a good sense of humour and if you know someone named Markus you should try to date him asap.
That guy has a big dick, that must be a Markus
by Not Markus November 7, 2018
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Markus pinnau

Ur such a Markus pinnau
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markus is the biggest shagger in town. he is so shaggy and lazy. markus would probably float on top of water because he is the biggest shagger in town. nobody is a bigger sagger then markus
by konsky March 16, 2019
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Markus

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.
by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018
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Yeah, Markus

Something you say to someone when someone does something even remotely incorrect
Person 1: Places a lego brick SLIGHTLY incorrect
Person 2: Yeah, Markus
by Cherrywastaken August 25, 2022
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Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.
It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!
by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022
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