flash malest

when a ladge group of sexualy questionable guys come at you with no intentions of being strait

micheal does not malest he flash malest

by middle school truth October 21, 2012

MapleStory

A game originally imported from Korea in 2005, it has become very unfriendly to new users due to "leeching", where players ask their friends to level for them while they watch Bleach reruns. Now, if you aren't above level 150, these leechers will call you a noob even though they haven't themselves leveled a character past level 60. Basically, only play it if you have lost all self respect.

MapleStory new player: Hmm, I just got to level 10, which jo...

Level 157 leecher: WOW LVL 10 NOOOOB I'M A LVL 157 NL I CAN DO OVER 100K DMG FACKER HAHALOL

by a someewhat smart guy August 14, 2009

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Malestrom

A well known and reliable distributor of high quality torrent files on The Pirate Bay. His screen name is malestrom_HH.

For more information, look it up @: www.thepiratebay.org/user/malestrom_HH

Malestrom is a Bittorrent God.

by kinkyasianbuttsex September 19, 2009

manlet

Any guy under 6'.

Girl A: ,, Will you date that guy Jack?"
Girl B: ,, Hahaha no, he's 5'11 manlet , even 10 yr olds are this tall nowadays"
Girl A: ,, You are right hahaha"

by anon2236 April 5, 2013

Manfest

When the male to female ration in a school or office is way off. And they're very few females and mostly males. Or just having a lot of guys in a school but all the girls are fugly bitches.

Person 1: Dude my school is a fuckin man fest, all the girls there are she-mans.
Person 2: Haha I get what you're saying I'd bet you would resort to a desk fuck if things get worse.

by Mr.Panda August 27, 2005

Manlet

Rick Moranis

Person 1: "Rick Moranis was history's first manlet, they should teach that in 50 years"

by DogWhoIsAChair January 4, 2021