Verb: Planting evidence or items for evasion, elusion, collusion or any deceptive motive or action. Or a impromptu fabrication of some kind. Based off of the accusations made of the Manitowoc County Sheriff's office during the Steven Avery case. Similar to lip syncing being referred to as "I'm going to Milli Vanilli it".
How am I going to get them to break up? I'll be manitowocing a fake love note and placing it in his backpack later on. Or... My science project? I'll be manitowocing it later on tonight and just say my grandmother was in the hospital and I didn't have time to make it better.
by Juan Tescrue June 13, 2016
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Madison: I know, he's always going on about MGTOW , how feminists reject him, and ALL women are worthless!
Lana: *LMAO* Then maybe he should be a feminist, bitches love feminism.
*All Laugh*
Madison: I know, he's always going on about MGTOW , how feminists reject him, and ALL women are worthless!
Lana: *LMAO* Then maybe he should be a feminist, bitches love feminism.
*All Laugh*
by TriggeringMalesSince1991 November 22, 2017
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Nicole’s mantroji 💩🛷 ☮️ (a.k.a. “the shit slides downhill”) is the manitextation of the peaceful life she’s always wanted.
by EEKatLarge May 30, 2019
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by Stickyflip May 29, 2022
Get the Minjitsu mug.A nonsensical dialect produced by the inability to accurately spell a word. This includes the use of misspelled acronyms and the chopping off of letters from words to form new and unintelligible compound words.
1. Man, stop speaking that Manjibberish and talk to me in English! Just tell it to me straight!
2. Those kids were manjibberin' when I walked by... I think they was talkin' bout my momma but you can never really tell...
2. Those kids were manjibberin' when I walked by... I think they was talkin' bout my momma but you can never really tell...
by jcrip February 18, 2010
Get the manjibberish mug.Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.
Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
by hirish February 18, 2011
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