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Manatee Central

A place where groups of manatees bond, eat and socialize.
OMG there’s so many manatees in the manatee central!
by Animalcrazy123 February 21, 2022
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Manatee

When there’s a drunk thick women in a hot tub.
Hey guys let’s go fuck that manatee in the hot tub.
by The Ünit November 26, 2021
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A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.
I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!
by HoldingForth February 1, 2024
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Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021
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manatee

The remnants of a good tub and rub, floating around in the water like its gentle name-sake
Dude, I'm a little disturbed by all the manatees in your tub
by Sleezybeans January 14, 2017
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Manatee

1. The common name denoting a fully aquatic, dark grey creature that is largely herbivorous. Manatees can weigh up to 1,000 lbs and have an average lifespan of upwards of 60 years (in the wild). Manatees use their paddle-tails and flippers to navigate through the water. They are very gentle creatures and often exhibit friendly behavior around humans.

Manatees are also known as sea cows. They belong in the genus Trichechus, which contains three surviving species.
Threats that beset manatees include pollution, irresponsible fishing, and climate change, all of which are deleterious to their habitat and means of recourse.
1. Snooty—who unfortunately passed away in 2017, two days after his 69th birthday—was the world's oldest manatee.
by Mikishi June 8, 2021
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Manateeing

lazing around in bed all weekend making non-articulate sounds
I was manateeing the whole Saturday
by allad8 August 16, 2021
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