Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.

"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014

Mantee

A Man who has reinvented himself and has chosen to live according to Love, Logic, Patience, and Forgiveness.

I have you seen Mantee? He's a one man team now.

by 1MT November 18, 2020

Mamatees

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.

Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!

by boydilla June 5, 2009

swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016

Manageeering

When a former engineer becomes a manager and still thinks he is smart enough to engineer solutions when he should stick to splunk reports

Robby please stop manageeering and let real engineers design things.

by Robby W June 8, 2023

manatreed

another word from gnf is in florida !!

manatreed is a social experiment u dumb para fucks

by yourmotherssondaughtrrunclep November 10, 2021