Manatee Central

A place where groups of manatees bond, eat and socialize.

OMG there’s so many manatees in the manatee central!

by Animalcrazy123 February 21, 2022

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.

"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014

Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

manatee

A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.

I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!

by HoldingForth February 1, 2024

Heavy Manatee

A large fat rich man

I have to make sure I do good tonight or those Heavy Manatees won't donate to our fundraiser

by Lordlordingson May 22, 2024

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021

Manateeing

lazing around in bed all weekend making non-articulate sounds

I was manateeing the whole Saturday

by allad8 August 16, 2021