Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process

Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.

by IBK90 March 2, 2022

Lizzy Maguire

Verb

When you fap in front of a person, double pump them and pull-out.

Example 1: I was with Mandy, scared my parents would could home so I Lizzy Maguire'd her quick.
Example 2: SKT T1 got Lizzy Maguire'd by Gen G

Example 3: woman 1: Hey, how was your evening last night with John Doe?
woman 2: Not great, he Lizzy Maguired me.

by SuperJarydtvtube September 9, 2020

joseph maguire

One sexy cunt that will go the ends of the earth to please his girlfriend

Joseph maguire is a simp

by Patricia wag wan fam April 13, 2020

Maguirism

A condition where your body turns into a fridge and you can't move. People you try to help end up suffering because of you.

Jane used to be so hot. Now she's become a fridge. Looks like she's got Maguirism.
He helped his friends complete their homework. Now nobody wants his help. Oh no maybe that is maguiristic act.

by Not my Real Name :| December 30, 2021

Maguire

Someone so shit at football that they score multiple own goals

That boy Prince is such a Maguire

by Iswallowcomewouldjablowme May 16, 2023

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022