Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

Dr. Maguire

It's impossible to tell if anything he said is a compliment or an insult/

Dr. Maguire: " You are such an absolute complete failure at nothing. "

Me: " Wat "

by table_eater_75 May 8, 2023

Maguirism

A condition where your body turns into a fridge and you can't move. People you try to help end up suffering because of you.

Jane used to be so hot. Now she's become a fridge. Looks like she's got Maguirism.
He helped his friends complete their homework. Now nobody wants his help. Oh no maybe that is maguiristic act.

by Not my Real Name :| December 30, 2021

Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Darragh maguire

Full of hatred

Darragh Maguire is a mess

by Monkeyguy20 September 17, 2025

The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!

“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”

by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025

Maguire

the last name of the King Chris Maguire, a footballer for Sunderland AFC.

he scores goals for fun and even bagged a hattrick in a 3-1 win at home against the mighty AFC Wimbledon

Chris Maguire is the king

by h moment September 5, 2019