Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023

Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know

Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate

by Fart_smella July 24, 2024

Magging

Magging is the action of sending someone pictures of corpses infested with maggots usually with malicious intent or to disturb them.

"Yo, dude, Dave just magged me! Hes disgusting"
"John, magging is when you send a guy pictures of corpses"

by Flytrap123458 August 16, 2024

Mogling

a baby mogger; a mogling on it's way to become a mogger

Man, this mogling's jawline is NOT over bro

by kisuuuuuu December 12, 2023

Malingle

A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.

Look at malingle fucking go

by Fartqueefonator January 3, 2024

marling

a hater, is a loser, no friends. a bum, terrible at fortnite and every game she touches.

your such a marling type of person.

by xXglittersparklesXx November 20, 2023

Malingerer

Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.

Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.

by iamnotaculler June 26, 2025