John Madden

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!

Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

madden 22

Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.

Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.

by EW! June 19, 2021

Maheen

A girl's name for someone who seems ambiguous, hard on herself, but good hearted. Just don't mess with her type and you shall be happy. She seems pretty to some, and isn't the popular girl type. She is creative but some people call her emo. We don't know if she is but she denies like how she denies the fact that she likes someone. It also means first crescent moon and descrobes the moon in Persian poetry.

"Hey Maheen! Do you feel less depressed?"
"I'm ok but it's not like I'm emo."

by wswan June 2, 2013

madden fan

The act of loving a stale ass video game. That has features invented 20 years ago and calls it brand new.

Someone who can't be and will not be and refuses to see and tell the truth.

Madden Fan-Hey John I bought the new madden! It's the best one yet, its like a whole new game.

Hey madden fan did you know you have to pay for more features separate from the game/ or they took out features?

Madden Fan-It doesn't matter its still raw. I don't care for features i just want to throw a ball and call it the best.

by MrFact September 2, 2009

madee

someone who wants to die

madee wants to die

by clapyourerasers November 29, 2019

Madden Fag

A guy who plays Madden all the time and talks of nothing else. He has probably never seen a real football in his life, or doesn't have enough friends to play even a casual game outside. He will run out to buy the new Madden games the minute they release, and will always proclaim this year's game is totally better than last year's.

"Dude, Joe is such a Madden Fag. I don't think he's ever picked up another game in his life."

by Orochi-chan December 2, 2007

madden

A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"

by Bunnyball December 29, 2006