mcfuckme

The ultimate McDonalds order.

Attractive McDonalds worker: Can I take your order?
Brave customer: One McFuckme, please.
Attractive McDonalds worker: *hold my earrings*

Notes:
Not to be confused with mcgangbang
Not served on the dollar menu

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

McFucked

When you get fired from McDonald’s for getting caught doing drugs in the store restroom.

Person 1: Dude I got the weed, wanna come over today?
Person 2: Can’t I got totally McFucked yesterday, need to find a new job. Manager caught me snorting in the restroom.

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc September 10, 2018

uber McFucktard

Large, influential international or multinational organizations like FIFA or the IOC that campaign for good health while accepting sponsorship from McDonald's. These organizations accept millions of dollars in sponsorship donations from McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Cadbury, or Budweiser to have exclusive rights to market their own products and make even more millions of dollars in profits. Some people feel this is like offering a bribe. However, if you have an MBA you can call it Strategic Marketing.

Hey Morgan, did you hear that the uber McFucktard London 2012 Olympics Committee's plans to improve public health may be undermined by the announcement that one in five meals served to fans at the games will come from McDonald's.

Launching their food strategy, games organisers said that 3 million of the 14 million meals served during the two-week event will be prepared by the fast food chain. All branded soft drinks will be provided by Coca-Cola and the only other branded food on sale will be Cadbury's chocolate. McDonald's and Coca-Cola both sponsor the International Olympic Committee, which passes several million pounds of those revenues to London's organisers, while Cadbury pays £20m as a direct sponsor of the 2012 games.

by Blue Eyed Arab March 9, 2010

Chicken McFuckIt

Those little golden bundles of goodness that smell like shit and usually sit around for six hours, ready to be consumed in boxes of twenty by some 500-pound whale alongside a Big N' Nasty and Diet Cock.

Chicken McFuckIts also go well with any of McDonald's three healthy menu items; one of said items along with a box of McFuckIts and a large Rank Beer are often consumed in unison by 300-pound soccer moms who wonder why their "health kick" isn't making them lose any weight.

Box me some Chicken McFuckIts already, before this fucking bitch at the counter eats me instead!

by General Septem May 24, 2009

McFuck

1. someone you fuck without emotional attachment.

2. a "fuck buddy" that only temporarily fills a void.

"I was going to call my ex-girlfriend and see if she wanted to hang out for a while, but I was feeling lazy so I just called up my McFuck and fucked her in the Chic-fil-a parking lot."

by oodunkin April 26, 2010

McFuck

An individual that truly has no soul. Often referred to as a zombie, squeaks like a little girl, complains continually, cries over frivolous activities, and frequently urinates the bed like a little girl afraid of the boogie man in her closet.

Often Referred to as the mythical character "Salad Fingers" because of this individuals insatiable liking of rusty spoons and collecting hair and fecal matter.

You're such a McFuck! Stop licking all the damn rusty spoons!

by Salad Fingery March 7, 2011

Manfuck

A man you know can't handle the emotional attachment or in any way can support any of your needs except sexually.. You know he is a Grade A fuckboy but you use him until the well goes dry..

Mireesha would be a lot happier if she would find a real man and not just a manfuck.

by MeeshOne September 28, 2017