Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.

Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"

by Johney the Great February 27, 2022

Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.

Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.

by Budhurt July 25, 2016

Christian Mystic

Mystics, of any religion, are those who have an especially close relationship with God.

"Every nun is supposed to be a Christian Mystic."

If at first you don't agree,
Say it over and over,
and you will see.

by Father Dickinson, Headmaster June 26, 2006

Team Mystic

Also known as trash team mystic is a terrible group of people, that also double as trash.

Mom i ran into team mystic today, they were trash.

by Krax420 July 12, 2016

big dick mystic

A man with such a big dick it's hypnotizing.

Man I hear he is a big dick mystic.

by Waaw February 21, 2018

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Only the absolute best Final Fantasy game ever made. Go play it and see what i mean. Most people have never heard of it because they are too busy playing dumber games like FF9 and FF10 but they don't know what they're missing. published after FF2(american) but before FF3(american). also an a synonym with best video game ever made in all of fucking existance!

Nate - Hey, Bryan have you heard of Final Fantasy Tactics?
Bryan - Why, no you good pal, what is this you speak of?
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*

by Xenoglyph October 11, 2003

urban mystic

An alcoholic drink containing razz vodka, sprite with a splash of cranberry.

We had way too many Urban Mystics last night....

by S.dot MC August 28, 2006