Mung (n.) 1. A slang word used to describe the contents of afterbirth. 2. The #1 worst thing to get when trick-or-treating on Halloween. (Wayne's World, SNL) 3. The excretion that results from applying pressure to a pregnant woman's stomach. (South Park)
Ew, yo, I smell afterbirth... Mung.
For breakfast, I usualy begin my day with a steaming cup of mung, followed by french toast.
When it's gotta be Mung, make it Mung brand Mung.
For breakfast, I usualy begin my day with a steaming cup of mung, followed by french toast.
When it's gotta be Mung, make it Mung brand Mung.
by MartinMcManus December 05, 2005
The liquid substance that deploys from a pregnant woman's gash when she is struck to the stomach with a canoe paddle. Note that in order to achieve 'mung' (or 'to mung' the subject) one must use a CANOE PADDLE, otherwise it's just not mung.
I couldn't take her moaning in morning so I her into the back garden and munged her yin.
Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.
Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.
by We would prefer to remain annonymous. May 18, 2008
by 325176537533332436654364365426 April 04, 2009
by Nutralizr April 22, 2009
a) office subordinate; b) chief deputy in charge of organizing worker safety initiatives; c) fishbowl occupant; d) the person you want to have on your right when playing cards; e) a word that's fun to say in the place of anything
Where's Munge?
Just shut up, you had me at Munge.
We need to stop, I think I have a Munge in my shoe.
Would you like Munge with that?
I can't believe they asked me if I want Munge. Of course I want some fucking Munge!
Just shut up, you had me at Munge.
We need to stop, I think I have a Munge in my shoe.
Would you like Munge with that?
I can't believe they asked me if I want Munge. Of course I want some fucking Munge!
by MicahtheDangerous October 12, 2010
(Verb) When two guys dig up a dead woman and soak her in a bathtub for a while, then one eats her out while the other one pushes on her stomach.
by Subnet-Zero May 06, 2004
I heard trumpet players in the band refer to this as what remains in the horn after the spit valve has been emptied, i.e. a thin coating of hardened or coagulated saliva that builds up. Could also apply to other brass instruments and woodwinds.
by tralbry October 04, 2011