An extremely sexy guy that is always happy. Always has a smile on his face. He will be one of the funniest people you will ever meet. If you do meet him your lucky
by Alex smith May 24, 2013
Get the Jack mosey mug.A corrupt institution that is dishonest, like it's students whom have fake friendships, take drugs, pills, weed, and drink alcohol. They need good grades, and kiss their parents asses to get out on the weekends. Most attendees are narcissistic and feel much more entitled than they are. Still, with all these problems, on the surface, we, and our lives, are all one word: perfect.
Moses Brown hosts students like this: a bitchy insecure teenage girl who walks around like she owns all of her one-hundred classmates. She talks shit like its her job, and is fake friends to everyone, but is too ignorant to even get how clueless, bitchy and negative she truly is. She lives in her own "reality"...and after highschool, she'll amount to nothing.
by princetongirl99 April 7, 2009
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A large man who plays basketball under the legend Chris Smoove. Moses is also known as a man who packs a lot of heat down under whilst bullying NBA bigs such as Anthony Davis in the post.
Person 1: "god dammit man why are you playing as Moses Cuh on NBA 2K
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"
by SVelos November 24, 2021
Get the moses cuh mug.the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.
this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.
by kyle popov December 8, 2009
Get the secret moses mug.Big Mosey is an absolute unit. He is a black 6'8, 275 pound man. He is also very talented in raping, rapping, being fucking awesome. If you see a Big Mosey either bow down to him or fucking run away like a punk ass bitch.
Girl 1: Look at that Big Mosey
Girl 2: I bet he has a Big Mosey
Boy 1: Oh no
Boy 2: We need to start running before he gets us
Girl 2: I bet he has a Big Mosey
Boy 1: Oh no
Boy 2: We need to start running before he gets us
by Big Mosey April 13, 2020
Get the Big Mosey mug.An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
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