When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
Get the Military Gogglesmug. by ItsCharliXD June 7, 2021
Get the mr militarymug. When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016
Get the Military wipemug. When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017
Get the military catfishmug. An oxymoron
by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003
Get the Military Intelligencemug. A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.
Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.
by maschinetheist October 20, 2010
Get the military mommug. One military enforcement of a country/group choosing to be involved in another country/group's personal conflict, whether asked to, allowed to or not. It's like one country saying, "F**k that other country's way of doing things, that's straight-up injustice!", then sending their military enforcement into 'that said country of injustice' to attempt to fix the situation.
IRAQ: I'm gonna gas the thousands of my people, because they're mine and they don't get a say in government decisions.
US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.
US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.
by EZSulten September 7, 2018
Get the military interventionmug.