MILF

A very sexual desirable mature female who may or may not have bore children. She can be be physically attractive or plain but the one common trait they possess is a very healthy sex drive. As they have aged in years, their sexual skills have been honed to near perfection. They are also desirable because they usually have great oral skills and no sexual hangups like their younger counterparts.
"Did anybody every tell you that you mom is one hot MILF!!!??
by the truth and nothing but July 05, 2015
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Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.
Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.
by Iz U Down September 20, 2014
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Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.
That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)
by VerifiedLiberal October 13, 2010
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Mother I'd like to fuck aka Sky Blue
Hey there little miss momma! bllbblllbbbhh... *drools*
by lezzy April 03, 2003
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"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".
"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-
by Pissfire January 04, 2006
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How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!
by Anon. January 03, 2004
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Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone
by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003
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