milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

by mackieronii September 6, 2020

milf jin

Milf Jin is Kim Seokjin, but as a milf 🥶

Milf Jin is sexy

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020

project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.

HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.

by lawn_mama January 20, 2008

MILDEW

Mom I'd like to do every weekend

Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe

by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010

Milf

Mother id love (to) FUCK.

Devan andersons mom was SO hot. Shes a deff. milf

by Devan's Mom's P-I-M-P November 11, 2009

mildo madness

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.

Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.

by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006

Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.

Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!

by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 29, 2009