Mastadon

A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth.

B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude.

Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?

Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.

by F Of J January 9, 2010

mastadonic magumbos

1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon

Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos
That spanish bitch named Charo has mastadonic magumbos

by big willie06 July 20, 2006

maskaholic

someone who constantly advocates for mask-wearing (which you should). they probably sleep in their mask

person 1: look at that guy, he's wearing a mask in his car with nobody else in it.
person 2: he's definitely a maskaholic

by angry italian man March 21, 2021

mastabruise

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 15, 2009

Mastaan

A Bangladeshi gangster. A Bangladeshi guy with a really badly souped up Toyota who tries and acts gangster. Mastaans learn their ways by watching western films. You can find them, wearing long baggy jeans, shirts down to their knees, boxers showing, with cigarettes in their mouths and trying to impress every hot girl they see. At midnight and beyond, you will see them racing their modified Japanese cars with fake neon lights and ugly sport rims.

Mastaan- 'Yo hot mama, you wanna roll with me and all my homeees?"

Lady- "Uff... What a Mastaan!"

Mastaan- "Yo nigga, like my ride? A 2003 Toyota Corolla biiitch!"

Guy(To another guy)- Haha look at that guy trying to be all gangsta'! What a mastaan!

by MASTAANMAN003 June 18, 2009

mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.

"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009