Definition: verb: beautiful: usually ending with the surname Hayman, this kind of mary can be very beautiful and very amazing given the right amount of time. A Mary Hayman is the kind of girl who is completly perfect in every way and is there even when you cant see her because if you just look up, you'll see her shining brighter than the rest. When she smiles your going to smile, theres no doubt, when she laughs, well lets just say a Mary Hayman can attract massive audiences with it. But when she cries, it's like the whole world stops and you have to be there and look after that, because if you do, the love you get back is outstanding. It takes a big amount of luck for one to come into your life, but when you do get one, use this simple phrase a lot: I LOVE YOU. Because she enjoys the little things, so make her smile :) Mostly a Mary Hayman can be very funny and witty, can be a bit mental if you leave her to do things by herself so give her all the love and attention she needs. Has a cat called floyd and a dog called cleo to help her with her history. Most people cannot find a Mary Hayman, usually found in my arms, and if anybody tries to take her, she can have a hot temper and will bite. She is so unique and beautiful in her own ways that heaven doesnt even compare to this girl, and as there is only one of her and shes in my arms, I class myself as the luckiest guy alive....
Faggot 1: WWOOOAAAHH !
Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
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Get the mary mug.MARY is the #699 most common male name.
0.009% of men in the US are named MARY.
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MARY is the #1 most common female name.
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0.001% of last names in the US are MARY.
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0.009% of men in the US are named MARY.
Around 11025 US men are named MARY!
MARY is the #1 most common female name.
2.629% of females in the US are named MARY.
Around 3351975 US females are named MARY!
MARY is the #12571 most common last name.
0.001% of last names in the US are MARY.
Around 2500 US last names are MARY!
by SakuraSaku October 28, 2006
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