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A girl who is characterised by her oversized stomach and although they may sometimes eat healthy food like fruit, baked oats, sliced bananas etc. They eat it in such high proportions it's regarded as unhealthy. They do have an uneasing attraction to fatt foods, a Maia often has the unusual feat of sensing food over a mile away. They love eating fatty food and calling other people aids boys and other offensive terms.
"You've been eating so much food, stop being such a Maia"
Maia by Squiggly7894 November 14, 2023
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Maia is a loving, kind and very pretty girl with green eyes who will always help you out. She typically has a passion for science and is very smart. She’s loyal to friends and can become friends with anyone. She is the perfect mix of an introvert and extrovert and when you get to know her, she is THE funnest person to be around. Everyone needs a Maia in their life.
Person 1: it’s so boring here

Person 2: let’s go to Maia
Maia by Croslako March 30, 2024
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maia is the sweetest, smartest, most creative person you will ever meet. maia will always be there to make your day better because of her caring, hilarious, and all around awesome personality. maia is the only person you can rely on to be sensible in a tough situation, and she’s also gorg <3
guy: “damn, maia seems like such a cool girl.”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
maia by I<3scaffolding April 25, 2024
"Maia is the goddess of spring and fertility."
Maia by Myyah February 3, 2025
Sick at giving blumkins.
“Have you seen Maia I heard she gives the best blumkins”
Maia by Sigmaforeskinmaster July 3, 2025
fuck maia, maia is a bitch
i hate maia
maia by habadoobie August 10, 2025
Maïa is a hoe
Maïa by Colegio ingles October 26, 2019