Luca is a person who is obsessed with Elvis Presley. He has really straight teeth, plays the trumpet, and has pretty good hair. Luca likes Pixar movies and doesn't eat sugar at ALL. Luca will be your friend, but for some reason, he will not make you your number one best friend on Snapchat. He has brown eyes and has NO freckles and plays the ukulele. He is nice most of the time but makes fun of your flaws at times (for example: your buck teeth)
by Kiwiisthebestfruit May 28, 2017
by Skyeslicer November 12, 2018
A big nonce who loves to steal memes and blare them all day long. His hobbys consist of gaming, memes and facetiming ugly girls
Luca is so thicc isn't he
by Dankestpapa69 June 01, 2017
This fascinating creature is the biggest billy bullshitter in the world. Along side with his title of being the biggest bullshitter he is also the No.1 Cunt in the world. He makes a living by robbing all three of his grannies cash, fuck knows how the cunt has three but he does. We could go on all day but we will end it here.
by Nanny Jones June 20, 2017
A true friend. He is always there for you and listens to what you have to say. You can count on Luca to cheer you up after a long day because he is funny and sometimes a retard. He is very angry all the time but when you get to know him, he is very nice and can make you smile in .2 seconds.
A Luca is a good friend and is funny. He always cheers you up. He can be a hard ass sometimes but he gives you good advice.
He has a big cock and he knows how to use it :)
- luca, mia, cameron, tessa
A Luca is a good friend and is funny. He always cheers you up. He can be a hard ass sometimes but he gives you good advice.
He has a big cock and he knows how to use it :)
- luca, mia, cameron, tessa
by big daddy 304 October 30, 2018
A tall guy who thinks he is god and a huge bluff but actually deep down he is a true cunt with the most shitty personality and above all the smallest penis you'd ever imagine.He is that kind of friend that you always want him in the close vicinity just in case you want him to suck your dick, but not too close since he is a douche.
by werfaresds February 19, 2018