inflatable love sheep

This is the rural version of the human inflatable love doll for beastiality perverts!

Billy Bob done got his inflatable love sheep by UPS, he's gonna party tonight!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.

Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!

by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013

hood love story

A snap story where you talk about past relationships and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended

Add me to your hood love story priv I wanna see what happened

by 6pancakesonaplate February 18, 2020

Shrek is love Shrek is life

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

"Shrek is love Shrek is life"

by Captainrex July 20, 2017

first love smile

A type of smile that belongs to a member of a Korean group called Loona, who's name is Yves or Ha Sooyoung. It's a smile that can make you fall in love with her instantly

Person A: who's that? Her smile is beautiful
Person B: Right? That's Yves! She has a first love smile

by Loonathewierdchaoticgays November 12, 2021

Love Sick

A physical feeling you can get. Some people truly think it doesn't exist. Simply because they have never experienced it. It could be as little as missing their other half and waiting by the phone just to see a text or receive a call. In other cases, you can get physically sick over it. It's less common but it is very possible to actually throw up because of the pain. It feels like a major cramp in your stomach, perhaps a bad case of the butterflies. Some people end up not eating or sleeping much. It is a lot more serious that many people perceive it to be. Some are not able to come out of Love Sickness until they are really reunited with their love, whether or not they were actually dating. Love Sickness can be filed in through having a crush, being in love, having a boyfriend/girlfriend, being married, and it also can wash over you after a break up. Love Sickness is hard to cure and takes time and affection from others. It is no game.

"Hey bro whats wrong?"

"Emily and I got into a fight. Every minute I'm alone, the worse my love sickness gets..."

"Im sorry bro. Too mushy for me though man."

by AlmostCompletelyLost June 25, 2013

hood love story

A good love story is a private story on Snapchat that people screenshot to be added to. In the story the person talks about every person they’ve ever dated, talked to, wanted, or wanted them. Some even exposed people

“Yo did you see Larry’s hood love story”
“Yeah that shi was wild, can’t believe he posted her nudes”

by Larry the lobster from nyc February 18, 2020