longaniza

A Big Shlong

"Martinez REALLY has that LONGANIZA"

by Mookaholic April 2, 2019

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

longcrotch

to wear shorts very high waisted so it looks like you have a long crotch.

did you see lauryn what a longcrotch.

by i'mawesomenoyournot June 29, 2010

logarithic

A word to use when you're excited and have nothing else to say.

Suzie: 'look at my new crotchless panties'
Marie: 'they're logarithic'

by Jessica and Kat November 7, 2006

longa longa

adj. (1) an overtly skinny person. (2) tall and skinny

naah min that Paris Hilton's longa longa, if tapped that my shit would break.

by mike jones ONE August 5, 2007

Logaria

Di aria of the mouth; can't control the words coming out of the mouth; one has no idea what they are saying in a sober state of reality. This is not to be confused with tweeker talk, this is a real disease.

The loss of meaning of words.

A person with logaria frequently says things they never intend on doing.

by Jasperjuju July 9, 2009

Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020