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The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
by kingwotzit July 19, 2023
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Lodge

Saying you'll go/be at a place or party only to dog the boys and not show at all.
Old mate isn't coming tonight, pulling a "lodge"
by Incredibat December 22, 2020
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Catawba lodge

Where Boy Scouts all gather in a tent and have a massive 6way sex while wearing there sashes, the bootie holes will be the ordeal members and the brother hoods in a oder from ordeal to vigil. With vigil not takeing and back shots.
I herd in that tent they were going Catawba Lodge style!
by Jaxy The Definer July 4, 2022
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roger lodge

A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.
Denise gave me a Roger Lodge last night, and then she ate the tootsie roll!
by RagaDagga April 14, 2022
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lodge park academy

A shit school in Corby where the teachers (mr John English) hit the kids and the food is mouldy
dr akgul: hi
Miss irons: lodge park academy
by Miss shafei February 7, 2022
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