logging

when some one does a huge shit, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

mostly used in Russia

by protien puller June 5, 2003

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by SeanyB September 26, 2010

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 25, 2012

lodding

Making up a definition

The kid is lodding by making up a word

by Dabomdtcom June 29, 2015

winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.

girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"

by the public illustrator November 14, 2009

logging-off

to log-off, or logging-off; Exiting a situation due to boredom or gheyness. Can also be used to tell someone who is acting ghey or stupid to leave or die.

"Dude, stop being ghey, please log off of life."
"Eff you man, this party is so lame, I'm logging-off of this sausage fest."

by eRoc_of_Triple_A December 22, 2008

logging

the sexual act of putting wood on your partners chest and cutting it in half with an axe

yeah my ex girlfreind was into some kinki shit she use to like logging with me.

by the lumber jack October 13, 2011