Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
by st31n3r December 17, 2021
Get the Human Cockroach mug.Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
by C-Witt July 3, 2009
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A man whore who has no ambition other than to put his dick in every hole he can, not to mention how many holes he’s already stuck his dirty meat in. The comparison of his dick to a cockroach is that his dick scurries around in the most filthiest places, aka some random broad at the strip club. Ladies, you don’t ever want to be with a man with this disease or he might give you some weird ass STD.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve been so wrapped up over this dude, I don’t understand why he hasn’t been texting me back.”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”
by Migra September 28, 2018
Get the cockroach dick mug.a racial slur used by immature little girls who have nothing better to do with their lives than "prank call" Lebanese people they know and yell that at them.
by shaaawty. October 21, 2011
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An illegal mexican because they flee like cockroaches when the light is turned on them as they sneak across the border.
by jype September 29, 2008
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