Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.
Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski
by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022
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listen here buddy

When a white male is about to get extremely mad.
Now listen here buddy im gonna have you to stop right there.
by Embher December 23, 2018
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listening to jojo siwa

Because Jojo Siwa came out recently everyone in TikTok is joking about how LGBTQIA+ members listen to her and use it as a code.
-Are u listening to Jojo Siwa?
-yes sirrrr
by wetasputhee January 29, 2021
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Listen to Neon Trees

"do you listen to neon trees?" is code for "are you pansexual?" or from the "i" point of view means "i am pansexual"
person 1: hey, do you listen to girl in read?

person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.

p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
by rosegeek199 November 17, 2020
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Alright, listen up.

A lot of people spam the dont accept button for most words and its annoying. You should actually read the word instead of instantly unaccepting it. Thats just mean.
Alright, listen up. Read the definition above please and tell people who do that to just stop because its mean.
by Spaoggers April 21, 2020
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Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016
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